Chapter One: Those Wacky Mayans
Chapter 4: Displacement, Dat Placement or de udder Placement
Chapter 5: From Better Best to Sweater Vest
Chapter 6: Ain’t Nobody Got Time for DAT
Chapter 8: Opinions are Like Maskholes...
Chapter 11: Memories & Other Things That Never Happened
Chapter 13: At the End of the World Resides Myrtle
Chapter 15: Absolute Truth Ain’t Always Absolute Proof
Chapter 16: Symmetry at the Cemetery
Chapter 20: What are you doing, Daves?
Chapter 22: A Tale of Two Psychos
As you can see, I've been rather busy. Nearly 60,000 words as of this writing and I couldn't be having a better time. This is the novel I've been wanting to write for years without actually knowing it and I hope, when the time comes, it will be well-received and given a chance to be read by others.