Get your butthurt cream ready, folks 'cause this list is sure to upset hardcore fanboys and girls alike! And to add insult to perceived injury, I'm not going to explain my rationale, mainly because if you're someone who can't conceive of science fiction, fantasy or horror without these elements, you're part of what I dislike about the current direction of that particular field of pop culture, and unlikely to change. Nor am I interested in getting you to do so. Unlike the typical fanatic, I'm fine with my interests and opinions being my own and yours as well.
This list merely fleshes out what I find objectionable, tiresome and obnoxious in the genre. It is by no means a call to arms. So, ease that thumb off that keypad, take a swig of something awful and ignore everything below in favor of your favorite stuff!
10. Vampires.
9. Zombies.
8. Self-referencing pop culture (attempted) parodies.
7. Cinematic superheroes who can't stop spouting one-liners (unless they're Spiderman).
6. YA Dystopia.
5. Main protagonists with Daddy Issues who save the day anyway. (With the exceptions of "All our Wrong Todays" and "How to Live in a Science Fictional Universe."
4. Love of video games being used to tell dull, listless tales of uber-nerds saving the world.
3. Constant depictions of dark, depressing futures where all hope lies in escape.
2. Endless series books that stretch a premise well beyond its breaking point.
1. Heroes, male and fermale alike, who are merely extensions of a sociopolitical agenda (this goes for liberals and conservatives) at the expense of story or, even worse, extensions of the author's self-fulfilling fantasy life.
There. That's it. I'm well aware I probably commit some of the above "sins" at times, although I do
try to reinvent the wheel whenever I have to start spinning.
Come at me if you must~
