The following is a list of films released in 2017 that
I have actually seen. Some were seen theatrically, others using the magic of
borrowed library DVDs:
Hidden
Figures- This is one of those wonderfully acted and written
Oscar-bound based on a true story movies that the cynic in me wants to cast
aspersions on. But that would do a disservice to a wonderful film filled with
incredible performances. This was easily one of the better movies of this year
and it came out during the first few weeks.
I
am Not Your Negro- I learned more about James Baldwin than I
ever knew before and I came away considering him a national treasure and an
incredible human being. There isn’t a dull, plodding moment in this
documentary.
John
Wick: Chapter Two- Action movie sequels are an iffy
proposition. Sometimes you get a quality production such as “Lethal Weapon 2”
but usually you get a mediocre followup such as “Taken 2” which makes you
reconsider the flawed original film in negative ways. Fortunately, that’s not
the case with this one. The mythology surrounding the title character it rich, fascinating
and compelling and this sequel throws the audience right back into it with
delightful abandon.
The
Lego Batman Movie- The trailers made this movie look unfunny
and rather stupid. To my surprise, it was neither. Simply put, this was the
funniest movie I’ve seen in a while. Featuring fully realized characters, an
actual plot and a plethora of successful gags, this one actually outshines “The
Lego Movie” with its brilliance.
The
Great Wall- Reports of supposed whitewashing with this
movie were greatly overblown. Matt Damon’s character was not the hero nor did
he save the day in any way, shape or form. Instead, this was a very enjoyable
period fantasy with solid acting, good direction and great action.
Logan-
A
contender for best movie I’ve seen all year, this was the Wolverine film fans
of the comics and movies were waiting for. The changes that were made to the “Old
Man Logan” story actually improved on the concept. Instead of a bunch of
jarring inclusions of Marvel characters, the focus is kept narrowed to Logan
and Professor Xavier. The acting is top notch as is the story. I have only been
able to see it once so far because the emotions were too much.
Kong:
Skull Island- I unapologetically LOVED this movie. I
went in with modest expectations and wound up seeing it two more times. Talk
about pitch perfect kaiju movie making. I’ve always been critical of Western
attempts to make watchable movies about giant monsters; what the Japanese make
look effortless generally failed in American hands. But King Kong is ours and
even the Japanese didn’t do him justice with their attempts in the 1960s and
1970s. This was the film that should have started the shared universe rather
than that pathetically morose “Godzilla” movie from 2014. Kong got everything right
from tone to plot to characterization and action. It even made me re-watch
Gareth Edwards’ version of Godzilla to catch the connections.
Beauty
and the Beast- Anyone who knows me knows I consider
Disney to be pure evil. If you don’t, you’re either blissfully unaware or not paying enough attention. So their live-action remakes of their own animated movies which are,
in turn, adaptations of the work of others, seem rather self-serving, cynical
and manipulative to me. And even though the Cinderella live-action turned out
to relatively good, such was not the case with “Beauty and the Beast.” Based on
one of the more annoying films of the so-called “Disney Renaissance Era,” this
version seems hell-bent on replicating what made the first abomination
marketable rather than following the Cinderella example of doing something different.
Same stupid songs sung by worse singers and the ugliest CGI versions of the
non-human characters conceivable made this so unpleasant and obnoxious I couldn’t
even finish watching it.
Ghost
in the Shell- Once more the reports of whitewashing were greatly exaggerated. The main protaganist isn't Asian. She was, but the artificial body she currently inhabits was not. The original anime and its even better sequel are two of my favorite films, so my expectations weren't exactly high for this Western live-action version. I was pleasantly surprised that what resulted was an enjoyable, thoughtful film with good performances and an intelligent script. It's nowhere near as good as the anime but it's still good.
Guardians
of the Galaxy Vol. 2- I'm on record as not being too fond of the jokey, uneven tone of the first film in this series, so when I realized I was enjoying myself watching the second go-round, nobody was more surprised than I. In fact, I loved this movie. Everything I found fault with in the first movie was present in the sequel, but it was balanced well and integrated into the plot. Instead of another uneven mess with some appealing moments, this was a wonderful ride with more fully realized characters and a better story.
The
Mummy- People were poised to hate this one before it was even released. Tom Cruise has become a popular target of late in spite of a consistent high quality output over the past decade or more. Then there are those who actually think the Stephen Sommers films were somehow definitive versions of the mummy story. So even though the movie was entertaining and a mostly decent start to a shared universe franchise that is now dead in the water, it barely survived at he box office.
Spider-Man:
Homecoming- This one falls under the "Liked it, Wanted to Love it, didn't" category. It was a good effort by Marvel Studios, but considering how long it took them to reacquire the rights to their own character from Sony's recent butcherings, I was hoping for something more. The approach basically boils down to John Hughes movie meets the back-end of the Marvel Universe while a man-child learns a valuable life lesson. Lots of good acting and funny moments don't overshadow the lack of compelling action and adventure. Even the boat scene pales by comparison to the train sequence in "Spider-Man 2."
War
for the Planet of the Apes- I left the theater with tears in my eyes. This was an incredibly somber, fatalistic film that could have only ended one way. Kudos to Matt Reeves for making the journey getting there so compelling and tragic.
The
Dark Tower- I read all eight of Stephen King's Dark tower novels and I still don't know what the hell this was. I know the idea was to make a sequel to the novels (if you've read them, you know how that could work) but what we got was a skeletal, superficial outline of a greater tale. Idris Alba is one of the most overrated actors working in film and his wooden performance is stiff to the point of hilarity. The 90-minute running time didn't help matters much. What a waste.
It- What more can I say about this terrible piece of garbage? I hated it too much to offer much in the way of coherent criticism except to say this: Worst movie I saw all year.
Blade
Runner 2049- Remember what I wrote about "It?" Well, the opposite applies to this film. A sublime masterpiece.
Get Out- Wait, maybe "It" wasn't the worst movie I saw this year. It was definitely the worst one I saw theatrically, but Jordan Peele's mind-numbingly awful attempt at social criticism through blatantly ripping off "The Stepford Wives" gives it a run for its money. As uneven as the tone of "It" was, at least it had more than one. "Get Out" has one long, boring, unchanging tone that tries to mix things up during a ludicrous, asinine climax. For a brilliant comedian like Peele to create such sub-standard, pretentious rubbish, there is hope for all writers.
American
Made- Say what you will about Scientology's Favorite Son, Tom Cruse's output has been of remarkably high quality for a very long time now. It's difficult to remember the last time he made a bad movie and this latest Doug Liman film about an actual CIA pilot who also worked for Colombian drug cartels is at once funny, engaging and brilliant.
Wonder
Woman- A lot of people consider this the best superhero film of the year and Warner Bros.' best DC film yet. It's hard to disagree and I'm certainly not going to try. "Logan" has a more emotional connection for me because I've invested in that franchise for seventeen years but "Wonder Woman" is an incredibly well-made film that should have finally shut the DC detractors the hell up.
Thor: Ranganork- I'm not going to say this is probably the best Marvel film since "Winter Soldier" but I just did so I'm sticking with it. The self-deprecation works here because the hero us supposedly untouchable and perfect. The action is great, the acting is, too and all the elements of a solid superhero film are present.
Murder on the Orient Express- I'm always amazed when I meet someone who doesn't know the answer to the mystery of this classic story, but they exist and there are enough of them to warrant a remake. This time it's under the gifted guidance of Kenneth Branagh, whose eye for detail and insistence on strong performances pays off handsomely with this riveting period piece. All of t he actors are wonderful as is the direction and the cinematography. This time around, the filmmakers wisely focus on Agatha Cristie's genius detective's views on how life should work and the moral dilemma he faces when it doesn't fit his narrative.
Justice League- I'd been waiting all my life for this damn movie and I wasn't disappointed. The actors are well-cast, the action feels new in places, and the marriage of Zack Snyder's dark imagery and Joss Whedon's character-driven writing are an excellent one. This is easily my favorite team superhero movie to date.
Star Wars: The Last Jedi- Easily the most divisive Star Wars movie since the first two prequels, Rian Johnson's film is a wonderful addition to the canon that angers all the right people. The franchise had fallen into a comfortable malaise with Disney's acquisition and it's good to see buttons being pushed and fan-imposed boundaries being torn down. I enjoy having my expectations upended. I like my comfort zone being disturbed. This installment does that and more, adding a dimensionality to the tale that has been missing since "Revenge of the Sith" rolled end credits.
