Showing posts with label murder. Show all posts
Showing posts with label murder. Show all posts

Friday, September 30, 2022

Why "Andor" is Basically Terrible

So, imagine you invented something truly revolutionary. Picture all the people who were there when you did it, who helped and supported you and were part of it. Interesting people, I'm sure. Now imagine the person who stamped the paperwork so your patent was pending. 

That's who Andor is.

I'll admit I didn't have the highest anticipation for a "Star Wars" Disney+ series about a character whose imprint on the franchise was basically as a homicidal pile of ashes. He was meant to be an expendable Rebel whose actions aided in obtaining the Death Star plans so other people could blow it up and nobody would ever mention the names of the team he was on again; they were little more than a means to an end.

It's the most unnecessary origin story since Dumb & Dumberer. Why anyone cares about such a dull, detached character is truly baffling, as is the apparent need of screenwriter and creator of the cannon fodder character Tony Gilroy to provide a backstory to the backstory that feels like something from a very old, cheesy short story. It is even duller than Andor himself, if that's possible.

There seems to be a trend when it comes to streaming TV series to go at least two episodes without anything of note happening before rewarding the audience with some much needed, well-choregraphed action or suspense. Such was the case here where we waited an interminable amount of time and to entire episodes for something, anything, to happen to break up the monotony of the snail's pace and the constant need to world build a universe that has already been world built.

By the time the end of the fourth and once again totally eventless episode had ended, I found myself laughing at the abrupt ending.

As of this writing, I have watched four episodes of this dreadful waste of gigabytes and have no intention of continuing. It's too slow, there is only one interesting character, Stellan Skarskgard's Luthen Rael, a character who starts out like something out of a classic spaghetti western and slowly devolves into a cliché-riddled playacting chameleon. There is literally not one other character of note, including the droid.

Andor's troubles with the law after killing a guy for sitting on the ground don't make for riveting TV, nor do they make the protagonist anything less than a ruthless psychopath with a puppy dog face. He deserves to be caught and locked up if not worse. Anyone who's seen Rogue One knows he deserves even more than that because of what he does to the rebel with the bad leg. Andor is a lowlife who walks around looking innocent and pretending to be a victim. If ever there was a "hero" for the new age, it's him. 

So, to sum up we have a morally bankrupt screw-up joining a rebellion so he can one day murder an innocent man without the slightest twitch and nearly kill a young woman's father with a sniper rifle after lying to her. We also have a pace that is agonizingly slow, a soundtrack that is slumber-inducing, and not a Jedi to be seen. There are people who think the lack of Jedi is a good thing. I find that viewpoint idiotic.  

I find Andor idiotic as well. Bring on Asoka!





Friday, January 28, 2022

CLOSING THE DOOR ON SHERRY SHRINER

 

On July 19, 2010 I posted what I thought was a humorous piece on a bizarre group of people on Facebook whose belief system was so far out there, I thought it was satire. That post, which you can read by clicking here, began a several years' long fascination on my part with this charisma-free individual and her increasingly demented claims. 

Her followers did not find me amusing, as evidenced by the post above, and soon the novelty wore off and I decided to look into their leader. What I found was a hodgepodge of conspiracy theories with roots stretching back to anti-Semitic beliefs, Hollywood-inspired tales of aliens, and astoundingly odd misreading of the Christian Bible. Despite what was already enough to convince me the woman was mentally unbalanced, it was when I heard her speak that I knew for sure she was dangerous.

I listened to several of her podcasts and even suffered through one of her rambling, schizophrenic "books" because I just couldn't believe there were other people taking her seriously. Eventually, I started writing about her and her cult of adherents. I published the articles on Suite101 with the intention of trying to figure out if Shriner was a con artist or a true lunatic. I reached the conclusion that she was somehow, paradoxically, both. There really is such a thing as believing one's own bullshit, and no one excelled at it the way Sherry Shriner did.

After a while, it stopped being fun. People enjoyed the articles well enough, but they seemed to fall into one of two camps: The Dismissives, who felt Shriner deserved no attention at all, and the Popcorn Munchers, who looked forward to a good laugh. I was neither. There was something dangerous about this mush-mouthed individual, something dark and horrifying. I had gone from intense amusement at the outset to fascination to finally wariness. 

While I looked in on Shriner's antics from time to time over the next decade, I didn't feel the need to write about her. Others were already doing that, some of whom were doing a good job. Still others were just out there as she, calling her a false prophet instead of dangerously mentally ill. Some even accused her of being the shapeshifting reptilian alien she labeled others as being. I was not the first person to write about her, but it seemed like most others were more concerned in proving she was wrong in favor of their own ideologies. Clearly a war was being waged between extremists in the world of self-righteous zealots. 

The years passed and more dangerous paranoids took the stage, most notably Alex Jones. The QAnon movement seemed to encompass all ludicrous theories in a similar way to Shriner but with even more frightening effectiveness. Shriner was becoming a dinosaur in an era where her teachings were little more than an Internet footnote. Her voice had receded into the background of a rising cacophony of illogical, truth-bending, reality-denying imbeciles all believing their uninformed opinions to be equal to proven fact. I almost longed for the "charm" of her silly claims and assertions. Then I found out somebody was killed because of her and everything changed.

Actually, let's take a step back to 2012, not long after I had stopped paying much attention to Shriner and her wacked out cadre of supposed Orgone Warriors. Somehow, a story did not catch my notice that year, perhaps because it was a pivotal year of change for me. Apparently, a young woman from my home state who actually didn't live all that far from me committed suicide in a nearby park so she could be reborn as a spirit warrior in Shriner's so-called cause. Her name was Kelly Pingilley and she was, by all accounts, most likely an undiagnosed delusional schizophrenic who desperately wanted to understand the voices and urges in her head. Shriner preyed on people like her.

An event I did know about was the suicide and possible murder of former Shriner acolyte Steve Mineo in 2017. Mineo supposedly asked his girlfriend to shoot him in the head because he couldn't handle all of the online harassments from Shriner's followers coupled with his inability to expose her as a fraud. The details of the shooting are bizarre and covered in length on the Vice docu-series "The Devil You Know." But you can read a more detailed account here.

Shriner immediately went into self-preservation mode, blaming the girlfriend by branding her a vampire and a demon and shapeshifter and a clone and whatever else dropped out of her evil ass. She blamed NATO for Mineo's death, which she claimed was part of a psyop being waged against her because of her dangerous status as God's holy messenger.

First of all...NATO??? Secondly, how could Mineo's girlfriend be all of those things at the same time? She even used doctored photos to make it seem as if the woman had been replaced with an older-looking clone.

Who knows what other horrific things she caused during her time online? She was an unrepentant opportunist to whom human life clearly meant very little. Her "ministry" was her source of income and she milked it for all it was worth. 

Shriner died of a heart attack on January 28th, 2021, most likely caused by her reported chain-smoking problem. One would think a movement so strongly identified with its originator would die off with that person gone. One would be wrong. The Facebook page devoted to Shriner continues under her daughter's moderation and many claim Sherry wasn't killed at all. One person even wrote that she was "disappeared" by NATO and will re-emerge brainwashed,  refuting everything she taught. All I could write back was, "Now THAT'S how you keep a swindle going!"

That is most likely my final word on the subject of Sherry Shriner, warbley-voiced, poorly spoken, hostile and undeniably insane self-appointed Messenger of the Most High and purveyor of every batshit crazy conspiracy theory ever devised. May she fade into the background of collective memory until she is little more than footnote. 


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